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Pj hi PJ 2

Pappu ki item paidaish gawaar
hai,
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Sab par dish sawaar hai, dish
sawaar
hai,dish sawaar hai.
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1 aur ho jaaye
Apne gammo ko dil me daba lo,
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Naya GODREJ POWDER HAIR
COLOUR,Bas
kaato gholo aur lagalo.

Lunch Box

Why Santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....

Golu in Court

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is the 3rd time U R coming to court.
Golu to judge: U R coming daily, so don't U have shame?

Calculator

Molu: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?
Golu: Ullu ke patthe..  gadhe..  idiot.. naalaayak..  besharam.. tujhe kuch nahi aathaa?
Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..

Pj hi PJ

Pappu ki item paidaish gawaar

hai,
.
.
Sab par dish sawaar hai, dish

sawaar

hai,dish sawaar hai.
.
.
1 aur ho jaaye
Apne gammo ko dil me daba lo,
.
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Naya GODREJ POWDER HAIR

COLOUR,Bas

kaato gholo aur lagalo.

Golu and newton

Golu is Greater dan Newton
Check dis!
Newton:Wen v Throw A Ball in d Air,y Does It Come Down?
Golu-der Is Nobody In d Air 2 Catch D Ball.

Golu after MBBS

After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said:
"Oye, hoye.. Torch is okay"

Doctor and nurse

Hu me DOCTOR jaha pe...
Meri biwi hai NURSE waha pe..
Haiiiii ye kaisa Julm sahna pad raha hai..
Mujhe apni BIWI ko SISTER kahna pad raha hai..!!

Student and master

Master Ji: Chal koi SHER suna..
Student:
Mota marta MOTI pe..
Bhooka marta ROTI pe..
Master ji ki do betiya...
lekin me marta CHHOTI pe.. :P

Pappu in English class

Pappu in English Class: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night
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Madam (Correcting): No No.. Beta, "I Slept With Dad Last Night"
...
Pappu: "Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hogi". :P

LOVE ke Raste Me

LOVE ke Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Milega.
LOVE Ke Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Milega.
Meri Mano,
Isi Raste Per "MEDICAL STORE" Khol Lo, Mast Chalega..

Meri ek dost häi

Meri ek dost h,
aap ke bare m poochh rhi thi..
maine use aapka no. de diya hai..
wo aapse milne ayegi us ka naam hai..
"SMILE" think aa gyi

Engineer's Thought on Work

Umar ki rah me Jajbat badal jate hai..
Waqt ki aandhi me halat badal jate hai..
sochta hu ki KAM kar kar ke record tod du..
kambakht salary dekhte hi khyalat badal jate hai..

Train me Safar

KHAKHI SAWANT Train me
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TC: Ticket.. ??
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Khakhi: Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai..
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TC: Jurmana lagega!
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Khakhi: kyu.. ??
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TC: Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi ho
&
Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai...

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Diwali SMS

Diwali Ki Light
Karay Sab Ko Delight
Pakro Masti Ki Flight Aur
Dhoom Machao All Night

Sabhko Diwali ki shubh kaamnaye
Hum dete hai aapko lakho duaye.
Naya varsh ho purane jaisa yaadgar,
Aap sabko mile apni khushiyon ka sansar…

Sukh sampada aapke jivan mein aaye,
Laxmi ji aapke ghar mein saamye,
Bhool kar bhee aap ke jivan main,
Aage kabhi bhee ek dukh na aaye…

Muskarte hanste deep tum jalana,
Jivan main nai khushiyon ko lana,
Dukh dard apne bhool kar,
Sabko gale lagna, sabko gale lagna…

Dosto se har lamhe me diwali hai,
Dosti ki ye dunia diwani hai,
dosto ke bina jindgi bekar hai,
dosto se hi to jindgi me bahar hai…

Jagmag Jagmag jalte ye sunder deep,
Charon taraf roshni hi roshi ho,
Meri hai duha yahee,
Honto par aapki hardam hansi hee hansi ho…

Laxmi Aayegi Itni Ki Sab Jagah Naam Hoga,
Din Raat Vyapar Bade Itna Adhik Kaam Hoga,
Ghar Pariwar Samaj Me Banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna Hai Hamari Aap Ke Liye
Diwali Ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye… 

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Diwali Ki Light
Karay Sab Ko Delight
Pakro Masti Ki Flight Aur
Dhoom Machao All Night

Sabhko Diwali ki shubh kaamnaye
Hum dete hai aapko lakho duaye.
Naya varsh ho purane jaisa yaadgar,
Aap sabko mile apni khushiyon ka sansar…

Sukh sampada aapke jivan mein aaye,
Laxmi ji aapke ghar mein saamye,
Bhool kar bhee aap ke jivan main,
Aage kabhi bhee ek dukh na aaye…

Muskarte hanste deep tum jalana,
Jivan main nai khushiyon ko lana

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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, H
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari ‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe…’ Happy Diwali

Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha…
* * * Happy Diwali * * *


By: komal
In Diwali
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I Pray to God to give U
I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI


Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali


Troubles as light as Air,
Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID. Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana!


Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali

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Na dimag se
Na zuban se
Na paigam se
Na message se
Na gift se
Appko happy diwali
Direct dil se…

Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan,
Samruddhi, Aaishwarya, Arogya,
ho Sada Aapke Jeevan mein.
Happy Deepavali


Aai aai Diwali aai,
Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao,
mauz manao,
aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali

Is Diwali se Agli diwali tak aap ko
GHARWALI
BAHARWALI
SABJIWALI
PADOSWALI
COLLEGEWALI
DOODHWALI
DILWALI
KAMWALI
PHOOLWALI
sab ka pyar mile
HAPPY DIWALI.

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Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha...
* * * Happy Diwali * * *

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, “Happy Diwali”





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Navratri 2013 wiki | navratri 2013 Festival in india

Navratri is a Hindu festival of worship and dance. The word Navaratri literally means nine nights in Sanskrit,‘Nava’ means ‘nine’ and ‘ratri’ is made up of ‘ra’ which also means ‘night’ and ‘tri’ meaning the three aspects of our life – body, mind and soul. There are three types of botherations or problems that may affect a person – physical, mental and spiritual.

That which gives you relief from all these difficulties is ‘ratri’. ‘Ratri’ or night relieves you of misery and brings comfort. The night relaxes everybody; whether happy, unhappy or miserable, everybody goes to sleep. The nine-day period of Navratri is marked by a series of Yagna and Homas. These Yagnas nullify all the misery, sorrow and pain in the world. Each day of this nine-day period has special implications and yagnas and homas are performed accordingly. In life, there are positive and negative qualities that affect us.

A=Ambe B=Bhawani C=Chamunda D=Durga E=Ekrupi F=Farsadharni G=Gayatri H=Hinglaj . I=Indrani J=Jagdamba K=Kali , L=Laxmi , M=Mahamaya , N=Narayni , O=Omkarni , P=Padma, Q=Qatyayani , R=Ratnapriya, S=Shitla ,T=Tripursundari , U=Uma, V=Vaishnavi , W=Warahi , Y=Yati, Z =Zyana ABCD padhte jao? ?JAI MATA DI kahte jao.

माँ दुर्गे ,माँ अंबे,माँ जगदांबे,माँ भवानी,माँ शीतला,माँ वैष्णाओ,माँ चंडी ,
माता रानी मेरी और आपकी मनोकामना पूरी करे.जय माता दी.

लाल रंग क़ी चुनरी से सजा माँ का दरबार,हर्षित हुआ मन, पुलकित हुआ संसार,
नन्हे -नन्हे कदमो से माँ आये आपके द्वार,मुबारक हो आपको नवरात्री का त्यौहार..

May Maa Durga empower you and your family, with her 9 swaroopa of name, fame, health, wealth, happiness, humanity, education, bhakti & shakti. Happy Navratri to all of my friends.!!!!!!

Pyar ka tarana uphar ho
Khushiyo ka nazrana beshumar ho
Na rahe koi gam ka ehsas
Aisa navratra utsav is saal ho!
Happy Navratra!

Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai
Sabke dilo ko marm milta hai
Jo bhi jata hai maa ke dwar
Kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.
Shubh Navratri

Lakshmi ka hath ho
Saraswati ka sath ho
Ganesh ka niwas ho
Aur maa durga ke aashirwad se
Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho!
Happy Navratri

sajaa darwar hai or ek jyoti jagmagayi hai, naseeb jagega un jagran karane walo ka, naseeb jagega jagran me aane walo ka, wo dekho mandir me meri maat muskarayi hai, HAPPY NAVRATRI !!

You’ve been a wonderful person,
And a wonderful friend to me.
I’m wishing you all the best this Navratri.
Happy Navratri!


You shared your blessings to other.
You inspire, you encourage…
For that, I wish that Maa Durga shower you with more blessings.
Have a prosperous Navratri!

Solemn prayers,
Festive atmospehere,
Sweets and treats,
It’s indeed Navratri!
Let’s celebrate and have fun.


Happy Navratri Maa durga apko apni 9 bhujao se: 1. bal 2. buddhi 3. aishwarya 4. sukh 5. swasthya 6. daulat 7. abhijeet 8. nirbhikta 9. sampannta pradan kare JAI MATA DI.

Fast to them is a denial of the physical needs of the body, it means to attain spiritual gains besides blessings of the Mother Goddess !!


In aaakhon se sada Maa ko dekhu, In kano se Maa ko sunu, Ye haath Maa ke charno ki dhul ko sada chue, Ye paaon sada Maa ke darbar ko hi jaye, Sada maa ka beta bana rahu. Maa har saal Navratra pe milne aaye. Happy Navratri

deepak me jyoti me prakash,pulkit hai dharti,jagmagaye akash,maa ka aashirbaad sab per rahe, viraje khushiyan apar. wish you Happy Navratra.


Ramji ki mahima, sita maa ka dhairya, lakshmana ji ka tej aur bharat ji ka tyaag hum sabko jeevan ki seekh deta rahey. Happy Ramnavmi.
Pag pag me phool khile, khushi ap sabko itni mile, kabhi na ho dukho ka samna, yahi he apko navratri ki subhkamna..!!

sajaa darwar hai or ek jyoti jagmagayi hai, naseeb jagega un jagran karane walo ka, naseeb jagega jagran me aane walo ka, wo dekho mandir me meri maat muskarayi hai, HAPPY NAVRATRI !!


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