SMS: November 2013

Wednesday, 27 November 2013

Har tarah

Har tarah k shikve ko seh lete hai…
zindagi ko yuhi jee lete hai…
mila lete hai hath jinse dosti ka…
un hathon se fir zeher bhi pe lete hai…!

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Monday, 18 November 2013

Pappu ki item paidaish gawaar
hai,
.
.
Sab par dish sawaar hai, dish
sawaar
hai,dish sawaar hai.
.
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1 aur ho jaaye
Apne gammo ko dil me daba lo,
.
.
Naya GODREJ POWDER HAIR
COLOUR,Bas
kaato gholo aur lagalo.

Lunch Box

Why Santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....

Golu in Court

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is the 3rd time U R coming to court.
Golu to judge: U R coming daily, so don't U have shame?

Calculator

Molu: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?
Golu: Ullu ke patthe.. gadhe.. idiot.. naalaayak.. besharam.. tujhe kuch nahi aathaa?
Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..

Sunday, 17 November 2013

Pj hi PJ

Pappu ki item paidaish gawaar

hai,
.
.
Sab par dish sawaar hai, dish

sawaar

hai,dish sawaar hai.
.
.
1 aur ho jaaye
Apne gammo ko dil me daba lo,
.
.
Naya GODREJ POWDER HAIR

COLOUR,Bas

kaato gholo aur lagalo.

Golu and newton

Golu is Greater dan Newton
Check dis!
Newton:Wen v Throw A Ball in d Air,y Does It Come Down?
Golu-der Is Nobody In d Air 2 Catch D Ball.

Golu after MBBS

After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said:
"Oye, hoye.. Torch is okay"

Doctor and nurse

Hu me DOCTOR jaha pe...
Meri biwi hai NURSE waha pe..
Haiiiii ye kaisa Julm sahna pad raha hai..
Mujhe apni BIWI ko SISTER kahna pad raha hai..!!

Student and master

Master Ji: Chal koi SHER suna..
Student:
Mota marta MOTI pe..
Bhooka marta ROTI pe..
Master ji ki do betiya...
lekin me marta CHHOTI pe.. :P

Pappu in English class

Pappu in English Class: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night
..
Madam (Correcting): No No.. Beta, "I Slept With Dad Last Night"
...
Pappu: "Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hogi". :P

LOVE ke Raste Me

LOVE ke Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Milega.
LOVE Ke Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Milega.
Meri Mano,
Isi Raste Per "MEDICAL STORE" Khol Lo, Mast Chalega..

Meri ek dost häi

Meri ek dost h,
aap ke bare m poochh rhi thi..
maine use aapka no. de diya hai..
wo aapse milne ayegi us ka naam hai..
"SMILE" think aa gyi

Engineer's Thought on Work

Umar ki rah me Jajbat badal jate hai..
Waqt ki aandhi me halat badal jate hai..
sochta hu ki KAM kar kar ke record tod du..
kambakht salary dekhte hi khyalat badal jate hai..

Train me Safar

KHAKHI SAWANT Train me
...
TC: Ticket.. ??
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Khakhi: Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai..
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TC: Jurmana lagega!
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Khakhi: kyu.. ??
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TC: Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi ho
&
Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai...

Monday, 4 November 2013

Sote Vakt ki Dua

Sunday, 3 November 2013

Diwali SMS

Diwali Ki Light
Karay Sab Ko Delight
Pakro Masti Ki Flight Aur
Dhoom Machao All Night

Sabhko Diwali ki shubh kaamnaye
Hum dete hai aapko lakho duaye.
Naya varsh ho purane jaisa yaadgar,
Aap sabko mile apni khushiyon ka sansar…

Sukh sampada aapke jivan mein aaye,
Laxmi ji aapke ghar mein saamye,
Bhool kar bhee aap ke jivan main,
Aage kabhi bhee ek dukh na aaye…

Muskarte hanste deep tum jalana,
Jivan main nai khushiyon ko lana,
Dukh dard apne bhool kar,
Sabko gale lagna, sabko gale lagna…

Dosto se har lamhe me diwali hai,
Dosti ki ye dunia diwani hai,
dosto ke bina jindgi bekar hai,
dosto se hi to jindgi me bahar hai…

Jagmag Jagmag jalte ye sunder deep,
Charon taraf roshni hi roshi ho,
Meri hai duha yahee,
Honto par aapki hardam hansi hee hansi ho…

Laxmi Aayegi Itni Ki Sab Jagah Naam Hoga,
Din Raat Vyapar Bade Itna Adhik Kaam Hoga,
Ghar Pariwar Samaj Me Banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna Hai Hamari Aap Ke Liye
Diwali Ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye…

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